When I posted my recent Wolverine drawing, I mentioned the ridiculousness of him having a book called Bloodlust. So here’s my parody version, “Poo Dust.”

Digital painting of Wolverine sitting on the toilet and wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans around his ankles. He makes a pained expression, biting his lower lip as he leans over his legs. His left hand rests on his thigh while his right hand holds a phone that conveniently keeps the viewer from seeing his genitalia. On the left side of the image, vertical brown letters that glow green spell out the word, “poo;” letters in the same style on the right read, “dust.” The rest of the image is filled up with brown clouds of indeterminate origin.

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This particular phrase comes from my wife, who doesn’t like using public bathrooms because of the “poo dust” in the air. I thought she was just being paranoid until people started talking about the risk of getting covid via toilet flushing. Lesson learned: my wife knows her shit.